David Hoyle's Almanac

🌙 Dive Into Chaos with David Hoyle's Almanac! 🌧️
Join us at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern throughout 2026 for a captivating journey where time, truth, and chaos intertwine!
Expect a series of monthly performances that harvest the year’s disorder, influenced by celestial elements like the moon, tides, and humanity's tumultuous whims. With sharp satire, unsettling forecasts, and the unpredictable swings of the zodiac, David will evoke darkly comedic reflections on our collective moral battles.
🗓️ Show Details:

• When: Monthly shows starting February 12, 2026
• Time: Doors open at 19:00, and the show begins after 20:00.
• Tickets: £13 (plus booking fee), available in advance. Tickets can also be bought at the door starting at 19:00.
• Please note that this event features a mixed standing and seated arrangement, with very limited seating available on a first-come, first-served basis.
• Important: If you have any accessibility requirements, please reach out to dave@vauxhalltavern.com.
• Strictly no hen/stag parties allowed to respect the venue’s LGBTQ+ community.
• Cloakroom facilities: All bags and coats must be checked in.
• Dance on stage at your own risk!
  🗺️ Venue Address:
  372 Kennington Lane,
  London, SE11 5HY,
  United Kingdom
  🌐 Get your tickets here!
  Accolades:
  🏆 Winner of ‘ICON’ and ‘ORIGINALITY’ – QX Awards 2019
  💬 “The greatest living performer” – Justin Vivian Bond
  💬 “Bold and unique, electrifying and disarmingly humane” – Time Out
  🔔 Be part of a unique theatrical experience where seasons shift and art survives!