Donkline & Church of Donkology presents: ENTER DONKOPOLIS

🌍 PEOPLE OF EARTH! WELCOME TO DONKOPOLIS! 🌍

Join us for an unforgettable night where the Church of Donkology is officially making waves! 🎉 The business acquisition of the CENTURY is here to split the Donkoverserse apart, as DONKLINE embarks on a mission to acquire the Church of Donkology, turning it into your very own paradise! 🌈

📅 Date: 6th March 2026
🕔 Time: 17:00 - 19:00
📍 Location: 36 Whitehouse Street, LS10 1AD Leeds

Get ready for an electrifying evening featuring the biggest Donk DJs, MCs, and Fiddlers as they switch up the vibe at BEAVERWORKS! 🔊 Enjoy lectures on the financial implications of donkologically-influenced spirituality.

But beware! In the shadows looms the powerful MEAN MEAN MEADAN, trying to twist the world to her bidding. Prepare for a thrilling experience! 😱

🔔 Mandatory attendance for all Donkline employees and faithful Donkologists. Failure to attend will result in disciplinary action in your next 1-to-1 and/or confession.

🎟️ Join us in this fearful attendance! Don't miss out on what promises to be a surreal event. Get your tickets here!