Cycloshite London Folding FRENZY

Hey there, you glorious misfits! It’s time to oil those hinges, double-check your life insurance, and gear up for the wildest ride of the decade! 🌟 Join us in the heart of London for a quirky celebration dedicated to the unloved, the unstable, and the wonderfully retro. If your bike has 16-inch wheels, a frame that wobbles like a wet noodle, and hasn’t been to a mechanic since ages, you’ll fit right in!

The Essentials:
📍 Meeting Point: Waterloo Station (under the big clock—just follow the trail of jorts and WD-40 smell).
🕛 Time: 12:00 PM sharp-ish. (We’re delaying it a bit for our long-distance legends to join without shelling out for peak fares).
👖 Dress Code: Wear your helmet (absolutely essential when the Bickerton decides to give up) and flaunt your finest jorts (Denim Shorts).

🚲 Let’s break out those Bickertons and rally around our Raleighs as we roll through the streets in style! Each foldable bike enthusiast is welcome!
🔗 Get your tickets here!