Apocalyptic Mayhem, Lava-Spitting Llamas, and One Very Sassy Cat- VIRTUAL AUTHOR VISIT

Join us for a thrilling VIRTUAL AUTHOR VISIT with acclaimed author Matt Dinniman at the Public Library of Enid and Garfield County! 🎉

🚀 NEW QUEST ALERT: Form a faction in a world-level quest! All crawlers are invited to this adventure, but only the first 50 can fit in the room. Brace yourselves for a dungeon filled with cruelty and relentless traps, making survival hilariously challenging!

Objective: Attend the virtual event and scout for potential allies among fellow crawlers. Build connections through shared experiences, laughter, and debates on Princess Donut!

👾 FACTION BENEFITS:
• Unlock nearby friendly units
• Trade theories, memes, and emotional instability
• Discover others who quote the books at the most amusing times
• Gain +10 Resistance against modern life's crushing void
• Boost group morale for increased survivability

OPTIONAL OBJECTIVES:
• Wear your favorite fandom apparel 👕
• Discuss favorite floor rankings
• Encourage a new crawler to bravely enter the dungeon

🍕 Plus, enjoy snacks at our Nutritional Redistribution Zone! Just remember -- try not to embarrass yourselves!

⚠️ WARNING: Crawlers choosing to stay at home may still access the livestream but will miss out on:
• Alliance formation opportunities
• Local faction recruitment
• Shared reactions from the audience
• The unique joy of connecting with your people in public

Doors open at 5:00 PM. The virtual author visit starts at 6:00 PM. Pre-register to secure your spot, though it’s highly recommended but not mandatory.

🔗 Join the event here!