Start Up Picnic

🌳 Startup Picnic.exe has been launched!
Your weekly reminder to touch grass.
Are you…

• building a startup? 🚀
• pretending your MVP is “almost ready”? 👀
• looking for a co-founder, investors, or literally any source of income? 💀
• unemployed but calling it “stealth mode”? 🤝
• freelancing because corporate gave you the ick? ✨

Congrats! You match our freak.
This Sunday, we’re ditching LinkedIn and meeting in the park like it’s 2019.
Join fellow founders, startup enthusiasts, and future unicorn delusion enjoyers™ for a day of fun, grass, and the hopeful dreaming of billion-dollar ideas.

Topics may include:
🔥 AI replacing all of us.
🔥 “Should I just quit my job?”
🔥 VC gossip.
🔥 Why your startup still isn’t making money.
🔥 The random side project you’ll definitely start next week.

I’ll bring:
🌀 Twister
⚽ a ball
✨ chaotic founder energy

You bring:
🥤 drinks
🍓 snacks
💨 something to smoke
🧺 AND a blanket to sit on
Bonus XP if someone brings a shisha.
Touch grass.
Collect founders.
Repeat. 🌱

📍 Location: Park am Gleisdreieck
🎟️ Get your ticket here!