ExtravaSlabbaGanza

Welcome to the ExtravaSlabbaGanza!

Yeah, we might have made an impulse buy or two (or more), and now our racks are groaning while our porch looks a bit... concerned. Join us for this completely unreasonable slab sale, curiously brought to you by questionable choices and a stunning collection of slabs you never knew you needed! 🤷‍♂️

What’s in Store?

Dive into our massive piles of wood, including:

• The "I forgot we even had this" pile
• The "Who cut this absolute unit?" pile
• The "This should probably cost more, but we’re tired of stepping over it" pile

Expect an array of Walnut, Maple, Oak, Cedar, and much more! If it used to be a tree, there’s a good chance it’ll be available here. 🌳✨

Pricing?

Some of our prices might feel downright illegal! 😂 We’re flirting with:

• "Fill-The-Tailgate" pricing
• "Please take this before my wife sees another slab come home" pricing
• "How are they staying in business?" pricing

Event Specials 🎉

• The Big Spender: Win an hour of shop labor – free!
• The “Bad Decision Box”: Stuff as many cutoffs and shorts into a box as you can. If it survives, you win!
• The “I Came for One Slab” Package: KNOCK IT OFF – nobody leaves with just one slab!

Event Rules 📏

• No licking the figured walnut. 🤭
• If you utter “my wife’s gonna kill me,” you automatically qualify for help!
• No suplexing another customer over curly maple.
• If your trailer tires look nervous, you’ve done it right. 🚚💨

Location 📍

American Woodworkery
3617 Clinton Rd
Fayetteville, NC 28312-9271, United States

Bring a truck 🛻... or a trusty Crown Vic.
Bring ratchet straps or a good old-fashioned shoelace.
And don’t forget that wild friend who says “send it!” with too much confidence.

Stay tuned for more details, and remember: last year we had trucks lined up even before the coffee was brewed! ☕ #ExtravaSlabbaGanza #AmericanWoodworkery #LiveEdge #SlabSale #WoodshopChaos #WalnutSlabs #Woodworking #FayettevilleNC #FillTheTruck #WoodworkersOfInstagram #LiveEdgeWood #ShopFullAgain