Tony Danilov –⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #křížemkrážem: Sám kolem světa

A 25-year-old traveler longing for adventure decided one day to set off on a trip around the world. He thought it would be smooth sailing, but fate dealt him a better hand than the fortune teller Jolanda.

As soon as he hitchhiked his way to Eastern Europe, he was struck by strong echoes of the 1990s. He was breathless at the sight of the Iranian mountains, mainly because he got altitude sickness. He experienced the Pakistani triple threat: the scorching desert, black tea, and his own military escort armed with Kalashnikovs. As soon as he extricated himself from the clutches of Chinese regulations, he became entangled in Chinese oddities worth up to 5,000 Jaromír Soukup units. Because of this, the subsequent bizarre Japanese pornographic cinema seemed relatively dull to him. He discovered a remarkable connection between the happiness of Canadians and smoking dried plants. And that's not all. This summary does not even mention his experiences in the Georgian mountains affected by floods!