Global Small Talk Convention

Tired of meaningful conversations? Sick of depth, vulnerability, and actual connections? Then this is the place for you!

Join us for the Small Talk Convention™, a one-night-only event where we embrace the art of saying absolutely nothing… together. 🎉

What to Expect:

• Riveting chats about the weather ☁️
• Passionless discussions about what you do 🏢
• Enthusiastic nodding with minimal listening 🤔

We’ve taken great care to eliminate anything that might spark real connection—no deep questions, no uncomfortable honesty, and no “getting to know each other.” Just pure, unfiltered small talk!

Throughout the night, enjoy a series of forgettable interactions:

• “What do you do?” speed rounds ⏳
• The “Busy Busy” networking circle 🔄
• The Weather Appreciation Corner™ 🌤️

⚠️ Warning: Some participants may accidentally experience genuine connection.

FAQ

• Is this a real event?
  As real as it gets.
• What does the ticket include?
  Includes one welcome drink: choose from house wine (red or white), Dois Corvos craft beer, or a non-alcoholic option! 🍷🍺
• Is this a joke?
  No further comments at this time.

Don’t miss out, reserve your spot today! 📅 Bookable via Luma for a confirmed ticket!

For more details, head to Meetup.